What if your child could explore big questions about God—while laughing, imagining, and feeling deeply understood?
Captain Right vs. General Wrong is a Christian audiobook adventure for kids ages 8–14, narrated by 11-year-old Sion, who faces everyday chaos—pizza betrayals, pajama-day disasters, pride, forgiveness, doubt, and hope—while discovering how God is at work in real life. Through imaginative inner “comic battles” between Captain Right and General Wrong, children learn timeless truths about grace, courage, humility, prayer, love, and trust in Jesus.
Each chapter invites kids to think critically, ask honest questions, and choose what’s good—without preaching or pressure. It’s intelligent, emotionally wise, and joyfully deep storytelling that helps children understand why faith matters, not just what to believe.
Perfect for families who want their children to grow in faith, wisdom, courage, and lasting joy—anchored in Christ’s love.
CHAPTER 0: "So, This Is My Squad… and Apparently, God Thinks We’re Ready for the Greatest Story Ever Told"
CHAPTER 1: "Can I be good and bad at the same time?"
CHAPTER 2: "How Do I Find God If He’s the Best at Hiding?"
CHAPTER 3: “Is There a Spiritual PE Class? And Can I Wear Pajamas?”
CHAPTER 4: “Do I Still Have to Love You… If You Ate My Last Slice of Pizza?”
CHAPTER 5: “Can I Forgive You… While Still Imagining a Pie Hitting Your Face?”
CHAPTER 6: “Am I Awesome… or Just Full of Myself?”
CHAPTER 7: “Is It Okay to Help a Stranger… Even If They Might Be a Lizard Alien in Disguise?”
CHAPTER 8: “Can Joy Be Forever… or Does It Still Need Wi-Fi?”
CHAPTER 9: “Do I Level Up by Trusting and Collecting Lives… or Just Tapping Faster and Faster?”
CHAPTER 10: “Am I Just a Puppet on a Shelf… or a Real Kid in God’s Big Adventure?”
CHAPTER 11: “What If God’s Not Just Far, Far Away… But Also Right Beside Me and Even Inside Me?”
CHAPTER 12: “Is God Too Busy for My Prayer… or Is He Always Ready to Flip to My Page in His Giant Coloring Book of Fantastic Creatures?”
CHAPTER 13: “If We’re All Part of One Body… Can I Still Be the Nose?”
CHAPTER 14: “Do I Have to Try Harder… or Let God Crack My Egg and Help Me Fly?”
CHAPTER 15: “Am I Just a Half-Baked Good-Kid Combo… or Becoming God’s Signature Recipe of Peace, Joy, Love, and Perfectly-Flavored Crunch?”
CHAPTER 16: “So, This Is the End… or We Just Got Promoted to the Much Bigger Chapter in the Greatest Story Ever Told?
We encourage all children to draw their own illustrations for each chapter. Draw what your heart and your imagination tell you to. Draw what you have learned. Draw what is important to you. And what would Jesus draw? Think about it.
Illustrations
Kornelia's illustrations:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Illustrations
Szymon's illustrations
Chapter 0
Chapter 00
Chapter 4
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16