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Captain Right vs. General Wrong - BOOK ONE
Adventures in Faith, Reason… and Kids Who Ask If Heaven Has Wi-Fi
What do pizza thefts, pajama days, Minecraft crashes, and imaginary lizard aliens have to do with following Jesus? Everything—if you're part of The Adventures of Captain Right vs. General Wrong! Narrated by 11-year-old Sion (a.k.a. “The Thoughtful Creator”), this hilariously deep and wildly imaginative book dives into life’s biggest questions through everyday chaos at home and school. Alongside his bold sisters Pola and Corni and his squad of quirky friends, Sion faces betrayal-by-pizza, forgiveness fails, and spiritual ponderings—all while imagining inner battles between the heroic Captain Right and the sneaky General Wrong.
Each chapter brings kids face-to-face with biblical truth, from how to love someone annoying (like your little sister) to wondering if God’s too busy for your prayers. With comics, kid-logic, and laugh-out-loud moments, this book helps young readers explore who God is, how He works, and what it means to grow into His story—one shoelace trip at a time.
Chapters:
List of chapters:
CHAPTER 0: "So, This Is My Squad… and Apparently, God Thinks We’re Ready for the Greatest Story Ever Told"
CHAPTER 1: "Can I be good and bad at the same time?"
CHAPTER 2: "How Do I Find God If He’s the Best at Hiding?"
CHAPTER 3: “Is There a Spiritual PE Class? And Can I Wear Pajamas?”
CHAPTER 4: “Do I Still Have to Love You… If You Ate My Last Slice of Pizza?”
CHAPTER 5: “Can I Forgive You… While Still Imagining a Pie Hitting Your Face?”
CHAPTER 6: “Am I Awesome… or Just Full of Myself?”
CHAPTER 7: “Is It Okay to Help a Stranger… Even If They Might Be a Lizard Alien in Disguise?”
CHAPTER 8: “Can Joy Be Forever… or Does It Still Need Wi-Fi?”
CHAPTER 9: “Do I Level Up by Trusting and Collecting Lives… or Just Tapping Faster and Faster?”
CHAPTER 10: “Am I Just a Puppet on a Shelf… or a Real Kid in God’s Big Adventure?”
CHAPTER 11: “What If God’s Not Just Far, Far Away… But Also Right Beside Me and Even Inside Me?”
CHAPTER 12: “Is God Too Busy for My Prayer… or Is He Always Ready to Flip to My Page in His Giant Coloring Book of Fantastic Creatures?”
CHAPTER 13: “If We’re All Part of One Body… Can I Still Be the Nose?”
CHAPTER 14: “Do I Have to Try Harder… or Let God Crack My Egg and Help Me Fly?”
CHAPTER 15: “Am I Just a Half-Baked Good-Kid Combo… or Becoming God’s Signature Recipe of Peace, Joy, Love, and Perfectly-Flavored Crunch?”
CHAPTER 16: “So, This Is the End… or We Just Got Promoted to the Much Bigger Chapter in the Greatest Story Ever Told?
Listen to the chapter and let your crayons go wild!
We encourage all children to draw their own illustrations for each chapter. Draw what your heart and your imagination tell you to. Draw what you have learned. Draw what is important to you. And what would Jesus draw? Think about it.
Illustrations
Children’s illustrations inspired by the book
Kornelia's illustrations:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Illustrations
Children’s illustrations inspired by the book
Szymon's illustrations
Chapter 0
Chapter 00
Chapter 4
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16