Help your child grow into the person God created them to be—made in His image, with a heart that loves deeply, as one created for relationship with Him and others; who chooses goodness freely, brings life and cares for it, wisely and creatively manages the world around them, lives with purpose and joy, and boldly yet humbly follows Christ—believing, listening, and trusting Him always.
Lasting Benefits for Your Child
A Deepening Faith They Can Actually Understand
Courage to Be Good in a World That’s Often Wrong
Critical Thinking with a Christ-Centered Compass
Laughter and Learning at the Same Time
A Foundation for a Life of Joy, Love, and Purpose
AUDIOBOOKS
Perfect for ages 8 to 14 – created to spark faith, curiosity, and joyful learning!
Book One - THE BEGINNING
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Captain Right vs. General Wrong - Adventures in Faith, Reason… and Kids Who Ask If Heaven Has Wi-Fi
Pizza thefts, pajama days, and imaginary lizard aliens—welcome to the wild, faith-filled world of The Adventures of Captain Right vs. General Wrong! Narrated by 11-year-old Sion, this hilarious and heartfelt book tackles big questions about God through everyday kid chaos, comics, and epic inner battles. It's the perfect mix of laughs, lessons, and life with Jesus—for readers still learning fractions and faith.
Book Two - COMMANDMENTS
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Captain Right vs. General Wrong – And the Totally Impossible Mission to Keep All Ten Rules Without Exploding
Book Three - THE NEW COMMANDMENT
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Captain Right vs. General Wrong – And the Not-So-Easy Challenge of Loving People Who Drive You Nuts
Listen to an out-of-this-world adventure.
Try it. Listen. And you won’t want to stop. 🎧
Fall in love with the characters, their hilariously wise and quirky adventures.
"Captain Right vs. General Wrong"
CHAPTER 0: "So, This Is My Squad… and Apparently, God Thinks We’re Ready for the Greatest Story Ever Told"
"Captain Right vs. General Wrong"
CHAPTER 1: "Can I be good and bad at the same time?"
"Captain Right vs. General Wrong"
CHAPTER 2: "How Do I Find God If He’s the Best at Hiding?"
Let Them Listen. Let Them Grow. Let Them Shine.
In a noisy world, this audiobook helps your child hear the still, small voice of God—and laugh along the way.
It’s the kind of story they’ll remember… and become.
Because your child deserves a faith that’s smart, strong, joyful, and deeply their own.
"Christian, intelligent, emotionally wise, and joyfully deep for kids and their families."
This audiobook is not just something they’ll enjoy—it’s something they’ll become.
🌟 Here’s what your child will receive: 🌟
1. A Deepening Faith They Can Actually Understand
Your child will meet God in a way that’s real, relational, and relevant. Through funny, thought-provoking stories, they’ll explore prayer, forgiveness, love, trust, and the Trinity—all through the eyes of an 11-year-old just like them.
2. Courage to Be Good in a World That’s Often Wrong
In a culture filled with confusion and influencers that often mislead, your child will meet Sion and his “squad”—a group of imperfect but brave kids learning to choose what’s right (even when it’s hard). These are companions on the journey of real Christian virtue.
3. Critical Thinking with a Christ-Centered Compass
Each chapter doesn’t just teach what to believe—it invites children to ask, wonder, and seek truth with both reason and faith. It celebrates intelligence and imagination together, leading kids to know why their faith matters.
4. Laughter and Learning at the Same Time
Edutainment at its best—your child will laugh at pajama day disasters, pizza betrayals, Minecraft meltdowns, and superhero showdowns… all while discovering spiritual lessons that stick for life.
5. A Foundation for a Life of Joy, Love, and Purpose
Every story connects to the ultimate truth: your child is part of God’s great story. They were made for joy that doesn’t glitch, love that doesn’t end, and a purpose bigger than they’ve ever dreamed.
Smart. Soulful. Seriously funny
Hearts that Think, Minds that Love
Looking for books that entertain your kids and shape their hearts and minds? This powerful series does it all—teaching Christian values like love, friendship, and trust, while opening young eyes to the beauty of creation and the reality of a loving, living God. Packed with fun, wisdom, and laugh-out-loud moments, these stories spark critical thinking, inspire wonder, and guide children to discover truth in a world full of noise.
Smart. Soulful. Seriously funny
Why Your Kid Should Listen to This Book
— Because their soul was made for more than screen time, shortcuts, and shallow stories.
“Adventures in Faith, Reason, and Really Big Questions”
"It’s more than edutainment—it’s a joyful stand for faith, virtue, and purpose in the lives of the next generation."
"A book series for kids who are brave enough to ask why—and loving enough to live how Jesus did."
BOOK ONE: “Captain Right vs. General Wrong"
Adventures in Faith, Reason… and Kids Who Ask If Heaven Has Wi-Fi
📘 About the Book
What do pizza thefts, pajama days, Minecraft crashes, and imaginary lizard aliens have to do with following Jesus? Everything—if you're part of The Adventures of Captain Right vs. General Wrong! Narrated by 11-year-old Sion (a.k.a. “The Thoughtful Creator”), this hilariously deep and wildly imaginative book dives into life’s biggest questions through everyday chaos at home and school. Alongside his bold sisters Pola and Corni and his squad of quirky friends, Sion faces betrayal-by-pizza, forgiveness fails, and spiritual ponderings—all while imagining inner battles between the heroic Captain Right and the sneaky General Wrong. Each chapter brings kids face-to-face with biblical truth, from how to love someone annoying (like your little sister) to wondering if God’s too busy for your prayers. With comics, kid-logic, and laugh-out-loud moments, this book helps young readers explore who God is, how He works, and what it means to grow into His story—one shoelace trip at a time.
📘What Kids Will Learn in This Audiobook
This isn’t just a fun and faith-filled story—it’s a spiritual training ground disguised as comic adventure. As kids laugh and reflect with Sion and his squad, they’ll explore:
Who God Made Them to Be
Every child is made in God’s image, called to live with purpose—even in their everyday messiness.Right vs. Wrong… and How Grace Changes Everything
Kids will see that we all wrestle with good and bad, but God’s grace forgives, guides, and grows us.Love that Forgives, Helps, and Stays Committed
Real love is more than feelings—it’s action, forgiveness, and courage, even when pizza or pie is involved.God’s Nearness, Even When He Feels Hidden
From quiet prayers to epic chaos, God is always present—above us, beside us, and even within us.Faith That’s Lived, Not Just Learned
Whether it’s trust over performance, surrender over striving, or unity in diversity—this audiobook helps kids experience faith as a lived-out, joyful adventure.Transformation From the Inside Out
God isn’t just improving us—He’s making us new, with a unique identity, a spiritual calling, and a hope that even death can’t erase.
👤 About the Author
Konrad Miles (born Konrad Milewski) is a devoted follower of Jesus Christ, husband and father of three wonderful children: Paulina (18), Szymon (11) & Kornelia (9). He is a life and well-being coach, and the creator of a transformative self-development methodology rooted in love and the strategic pursuit of spiritual growth. Drawing from his rich experience in children, youth and adults ministry, he writes and speaks with heart, humor, and deep conviction.
Konrad bridges the worlds of business, faith, and personal growth. He is the author of books, audiobooks, and in-person workshops that guide individuals through personal, spiritual, and professional development.
His writings are inspired by personal and professional experiences and shaped by the spiritual wisdom and disciplined formation of the Jesuits, Benedictines, Dominicans, and Salesians. His work weaves together the insights of great saints with the teachings of modern psychologists, business leaders, and theologians—offering a path that integrates grace with grounded leadership models. Konrad is a committed Christian and a practicing Catholic. Born in Poland, he now lives in the U.S.A.
In addition, Konrad Miles has over 20 years of international leadership experience in information technology, digital transformation, and innovation management for global companies.
He speaks boldly against the shallow promises of effortless self-improvement and instead points to Merciful Love as the highest form of human excellence—a divine power that leads to true safety, abundance, and lasting joy.
"Fall in love with Love, for it is the only thing that gives life and joy." — Konrad Milewski
“Without Me, you can do nothing.” (John 15:5)
About the illustrator
Kornelia Milewska — Illustrator (Age 9)
Kornelia is a 9-year-old artist from Kansas whose sketchbook is rarely closed. Puppies and kittens used to fill her pages; now it’s the lively characters you’ll meet in this very audiobook!
Why we love her creative spark:
Besides drawing, she writes wonderfully witty poems and surprisingly long, laugh-out-loud essays that her family, friends, and teachers can’t put down.
Favorite reading spots? The back seat during road trips or tucked in bed right before lights-out—perfect places to dream up new stories.
Video games aren’t her thing, but she’ll happily join her brother for active sports or dance games where she can jump, spin, and giggle.
Years of Girl Scouts have taught her survival skills, volunteer spirit, and love for food-pantry service—plus epic overnight adventures with Mom.
Theatre and musicals are her biggest passion. She recently starred as Junie B. Jones in a community production and already sees a future where she acts, sings, and dances.
When the curtain’s down, she’s spiking points in a competitive volleyball league.
Daily prayer (including special intentions for her beloved hamster) and Religious Education fuel her quest to understand God’s plans. Through these stories she hopes to mix faith, science, and wonder for readers her age.
Kornelia pours heart, humor, and a swirl of bright colors into every illustration—always cheered on by her sister, brother, mom… and yes, probably Dad too.
About the illustrator
Szymon Milewski — Illustrator (Age 11)
Szymon is an 11-year-old illustrator from Kansas, USA, who has already written and illustrated nearly 100 homemade comic books—filled with adventures that are loved by his family, friends, and classmates. He often creates alongside his best friend from 5th grade, bringing big ideas to life through funny dialogue and expressive characters.
Szymon loves reading and drawing, and—like many kids—he really looks forward to the weekend so he can play his favorite video games. But here’s the deal:
He’s only allowed to play 30 minutes, then take a 15-minute break, and then play 30 more minutes—only on weekends. He would gladly play more (maybe even all day!), but he understands that it’s not the best choice for his development right now.
He also doesn’t have his own smartphone yet—his parents say maybe in high school. (He’s okay with that… most of the time.)
Outside of art, Szymon is a Boy Scout, where he’s learned how to survive in the wild, help others, and even sleep under the stars—sometimes with bugs, but mostly with his dad.
He also plays in a competitive soccer league and
takes part in Religious Education, where he explores his deep curiosity about God and faith. He prays daily for peace on earth and for people who are lost to find their way back.
Through this audiobook and future stories, Szymon hopes to spark big conversations about belief, science, and growing up—with lots of laughs and color along the way. He loves his sisters, his mom… and yes, probably his dad too.
Word Stylist
The Scribbletron (Age 2) — a quirky, digital sidekick and master word stylist hamster (a.k.a. ChatGPT, an AI assistant).
While the concepts, characters, places, narrative vision, big questions, and spiritual insights were brought to life by Konrad and his squad—powered by prayer, parenting, and lived experience—Scribbletron helped shape those sparks into snappy sentences, playful moments, and polished story twists. A truly awesome creation, born from the blend of human imagination and artificial intelligence.