CHAPTER 0: "So, This Is My Squad… and Apparently, God Thinks We’re Ready for the Greatest Story Ever Told"

Read by the real kids, Szymon and Kornelia, bringing their story to life with their own voices.

Read by our friendly avatar-storyteller in a clear and polished adult voice.

A story that’s divine, personal, and a bit messy. Through the eyes of 11-year-old Sion and his mismatched, often chaotic crew, we discover that God uses ordinary, quirky, imperfect people to do extraordinary things. It’s not about being ready. It’s about being 'willing'. Even if you don’t have all the answers. Even if you still can't add fractions.

Concepts:

  • Divine Calling in Ordinary Life

  • Imago Dei (The Image of God)

  • Spiritual Growth Through Community

  • Faith as Adventure, Not Arrival

  • Moral Courage

Examples:

  • The Frog King Moment

  • The Squad Introduction

  • The Zoo Scene with the Bullied Boy

  • The Comic About Captain Right

Takeaways:

  • God Starts Big Stories with Small Acts.

  • Your Kids Are Already in the Story.

  • We Are All “The Squad.

  • Faith Is a Team Sport.

  • Courage Can Be Quiet.

Chapter Zero beautifully sets the stage. It teaches that the Gospel is not about perfection—but participation. We’re invited into God’s story not when we’ve got it all figured out, but when we’re humble enough to say “yes,” even if we’re still tripping over our shoelaces and decimals.

Captain Right vs. General Wrong - Adventures in Faith, Reason… and Kids Who Ask If Heaven Has Wi-Fi

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  • CHAPTER 0: "So, This Is My Squad… and Apparently, God Thinks We’re Ready for the Greatest Story Ever Told"
  • CHAPTER 1: "Can I be good and bad at the same time?"
  • CHAPTER 2: "How Do I Find God If He’s the Best at Hiding?"
  • CHAPTER 3: “Is There a Spiritual PE Class? And Can I Wear Pajamas?”
  • CHAPTER 4: “Do I Still Have to Love You… If You Ate My Last Slice of Pizza?”
  • CHAPTER 5: “Can I Forgive You… While Still Imagining a Pie Hitting Your Face?”
  • CHAPTER 6: “Am I Awesome… or Just Full of Myself?”
  • CHAPTER 7: “Is It Okay to Help a Stranger… Even If They Might Be a Lizard Alien in Disguise?”
  • CHAPTER 8: “Can Joy Be Forever… or Does It Still Need Wi-Fi?”
  • CHAPTER 9: “Do I Level Up by Trusting and Collecting Lives… or Just Tapping Faster and Faster?”
  • CHAPTER 10: “Am I Just a Puppet on a Shelf… or a Real Kid in God’s Big Adventure?”
  • CHAPTER 11: “What If God’s Not Just Far, Far Away… But Also Right Beside Me and Even Inside Me?”
  • CHAPTER 12: “Is God Too Busy for My Prayer… or Is He Always Ready to Flip to My Page in His Giant Coloring Book of Fantastic Creatures?”
  • CHAPTER 13: “If We’re All Part of One Body… Can I Still Be the Nose?”
  • CHAPTER 14: “Do I Have to Try Harder… or Let God Crack My Egg and Help Me Fly?”
  • CHAPTER 15: “Am I Just a Half-Baked Good-Kid Combo… or Becoming God’s Signature Recipe of Peace, Joy, Love, and Perfectly-Flavored Crunch?”
  • CHAPTER 16: “So, This Is the End… or We Just Got Promoted to the Much Bigger Chapter in the Greatest Story Ever Told?”